Once, I single-handedly saved a classroom of Zambian children from an army of soldier ants with just a screwdriver and a small bucket of water. The whole school was really grateful, everyone was smiling and laughing a lot.
And pointing.
I currently identify as a stay-at-home Dad and child-rearer. I used to identify as a much-valued finisher-completer professional and widely-travelled charity worker. Still, these days it would be an unjustifiable pretence if I tried to plant my flag on that particular beachhead. I can't even pretend to be a professional producer of podcasts anymore.
For my lovely little family, I'm just a faeces relocation expert.